Today I rode a giant pink hippopotamus and it carried me to the happiest place I’ve ever been. I call it “Andrew’s World of Pain” and you know what? At this special place of pain me and andrew bonded. We ate cotton candy and he beat me and made love to me Egyptian Style. You know what? It was great. P.S. Egyptian style = me, andrew, horse, cat, dog, and goat, and cow, and snake, and monkey. So for you young endearing hearts out there, let me tell you, Egyptian style is what I call the heaven. its romantic and gentle, and he was soo sweet. i think i love him… oh andrew come back to me, come back.

siiigggggh, deeeep siiigggh.